Blink Car

....because there are apparently five rescuers down there and they must now "save themselves" and this must be covered without breaks (except commercials).

They are gonna follow these people home, you know.

The mortgage crisis story where banks are foreclosing on homes they cannot prove they have an interest in has no chance here.*

*That one miner who invited both his wife and girlfriend, who just found out about each other, to his "resurfacing" and neither showed up was pretty good though. Probably a Brett Favre fan.**

**Correction: girlfriend there but no wife. You watch. He will use that against her in the divorce proceedings.