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By Daily Mail Reporter


Laid bare: Charlie Sheen has another stab at his one-man show, this time in Chicago, where his performance was received far more positively than his opening night


He was booed and heckled as he made his one-man show debut in Detroit.

But Charlie Sheen managed to get back on top last night and received a standing ovation in Chicago.

The actor took to the stage with a revamped show that was completely different in every way from the opening night that saw him booed offstage in Detroit.


Sheen arrived onstage fifteen minutes late after the crowd started a 'Detroit sucks' chant.

And as well as relying on a completely new format - with a Q&A rather than solo rants - Sheen also pulled attention-grabbing stunts to win over fans.

At one point he stripped off his shirt, swapping it with a man in the audience, before pulling his 'goddesses' on stage and kissing them.

His performance featured fewer video clips than his first show.

Affectionate moment: He was joined by his goddesses, who he brought on stage during the gig

Sharing the love: He shared kisses on stage with both his girlfriends Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly


Sheen told stories about how he was supposed to be in The Karate Kid, but declined after advice from his father Martin Sheen, and smoking weed with Chris Penn, according to celebrity website TMZ.

And he said he would consider returning to Two And A Half Men if he was offered the chance.

But he lashed out at the show's makers, branding them 'blood suckers'. He did however have good words to say about co-star Jon Cryer, whom he called a 'rock star'.

Thumbs up: Sheen seen here chatting with an amused member of the audience who he invited to join him


During the question and answer session Sheen jokingly defended his decision to pay prostitutes for sex.

He justified it by saying: 'Because I had millions to blow [and] I ran out of things to buy'.

At the end of the performance he received a standing ovation, according to audience members who tweeted from the event at the 3,600-seat Chicago Theater, which reportedly sold out last night.

Earlier, crowds of fans erupted into thunderous applause as Sheen's megabus arrived at the theatre.

Th show goes on: Charlie seen earlier arriving in Chicago for the second night of his one-man stage show


The star handed out shirts and jerseys to the excited crowds who had waited for hours in the cold.

The former star of Two And A Half Men greeted the fans alongside his girlfriend Natalie Kenly. His other girlfriend Bree Olsen was not with them.

One small boy from the Emonds family in Indiana was given a Charlie Sheen brand baseball jersey that read SHEEN on the back.

The father, who posed with his two sons outside the theatre, was not aware that Sheen had been booed off the stage in Detroit until told of the incident by reporters.

Hero's welcome: The troubled actor was cheers by a crowd of fans outside the Chicago Theater despite his disastrous first night in Detroit on Saturday

Crowd mania: The former Two And A Half Men star signed autographs and T-shirts before heading inside


In Detroit, Sheen's 70-minute show hadn't even ended when the first reviews were in, and they were brutal.

Angry fans booed the actor, demanding their money back, but Sheen was unapologetic, telling one audience member: ‘I've already got your money, dude.’

Sheen is going to need it, since he was fired from his $2million an episode job on the CBS comedy show Two And A Half Men.

Fans: A little boy from the Emonds family in Indiana even was given a special Charlie Sheen brand baseball jersey that read SHEEN on the back of it


Twitter was awash with comments from the audience, with the hash-tag 'bombing' becoming one of the most tweeted.

The capacity crowd at the 5,100-seat Fox Theater in Detroit rebelled before Sheen left the stage, chanting ‘refund!’ and walking out in droves.

Linda Fugate, 47, from Lincoln Park, Detroit, walked up and down the block outside, shouting: ‘I want my money back!’

She said she had paid $150 for two seats.

Disastrous: Sheen and his 'godesses', Natalie Kenly and Bree Olsen, were roundly booed and heckled by the audience in Detroit on Saturday night

Thumbs down: Sheen didn't help saying: 'Let me tell you a story about crack. Figured Detroit was a good place to try this joke'


She said: ‘I was hoping for something. I didn't think it would be this bad.’

Meanwhile Sheen and his ex-wife Brooke Mueller have finally formalised the custody arrangements for their twin sons, Bob and Max.

According to TMZ.com the agreement includes the rule that both parents must submit to random drug testing three times a month.

Both must also have their regular nannies with them at all times when they have the children.

As for Sheen's 'goddesses', the agreement states that they cannot show public displays of affection toward the twins. Sheen and Miss Mueller cannot be photographed around the children with a romantic counterpart.

One fan bemoaned: 'I expected him to at least entertain a little bit. It was just a bunch of ranting'

Charlie Sheen tweets images from his show in Detroit, but receives bad reviews from former fans


As far as physical custody goes, for the first two months, Sheen will have the twins every other weekend, from Saturday morning until Sunday evening. For the next two months he will have the twins every other weekend from Saturday morning until Monday morning.

The next phase, according to TMZ, is dependent on Sheen and Miss Mueller both remaining drug and alcohol free. Sheen will then have the twins every other weekend from Saturday morning until Monday morning and from Wednesday morning until Thursday morning.


source:dailymail

By Simon Neville


Charlie Sheen and his 'godesses' were roundly booed and heckled by the audience. But the out-of-work actor seemed disinterested as the show bombed


Charlie Sheen kicked off his one man show tour tonight telling the audience he wanted them to enjoy ‘a night of winning.’

But by the end of Violent Torpedo of Truth Defeat is Not an Option he wasn’t winning, but bombing.

Angry fans booed and heckled the former Two and a Half Men star, demanding their money back, but the unapologetic actor was uninterested, telling one member of the baying crowd ‘I've already got your money, dude.’

The crowds booed and heckled throughout. Sheen didn't help saying: 'Let me tell you a story about crack. Figured Detroit was a good place to try this joke'


He’s going to need it, since he was fired from his $2million an episode job on the CBS comedy.

The 70-minute show hadn't even ended when the first reviews were in, and they were brutal.

Twitter was awash with comments from fans at the show, with the hash-tag 'bombing' becoming one of the most tweeted.

The capacity crowd at the 5,100-seat Fox Theatre in Detroit rebelled before he left the stage, chanting ‘refund!’ and walking out in droves.

Linda Fugate, 47, of the Detroit suburb of Lincoln Park, walked outside and up the block yelling, ‘I want my money back!’

She said she paid $150 for two seats.

‘I was hoping for something. I didn't think it would be this bad.’

Winning? Sheen promised Snoop Dogg, instead he played a video of the rapper before the theatre lights were switched on. No curtain call was required


Fans who gathered outside the theatre before the doors opened Saturday — some who had to fly in for the show — said they were hoping to see the increasingly eccentric actor deliver some of the colourful rants that have made him an internet star since his ugly falling out with CBS and the producers of Two and a Half Men.

They got the ranting. It just wasn't funny.

‘I expected him to at least entertain a little bit. It was just a bunch of ranting,’ said Rodney Gagnon, 34, of Windsor, Ontario.

Promising to give fans ‘the real story,’ the 45-year-old Sheen kicked off a month-long, 20-city tour Saturday night, with the second show scheduled for Sunday in Chicago.

Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option opened in Detroit. It will tour 20 cities around the country, assuming any more tickets are sold


The show started well for Sheen, as the crowd stood and cheered as he and the women he calls his ‘goddesses’ took the stage.

The women, one a former porn star and the other an actress, carried signs with the words ‘War’ and ‘Lock’ references to one of the catchphrases Sheen recently coined.

The two women shared an intimate kiss, to howls from the crowd.

But when the warm-up act Kurt Fox came on the do his routine, the booing started.

Sheen was forced to come onto the stage to encourage the rowdy audience to give the guy a chance, saying he would be back once he had had a snickers bar.

According to those inside, Fox eventually left the stage, saying: ‘These jokes are so bad I don't even want to finish them.’

One fan bemoaned: 'I expected him to at least entertain a little bit. It was just a bunch of ranting.'


Finally Sheen took to the stage, saying: ‘I don't see a single empty seat,’ he said.

He tried on a bowling shirt like one his TV character Charlie Harper would wear, then took it off and had his goddesses burn it.

He then donned a Detroit Tigers No. 99 jersey, a reference to his role in the film ‘Major League.’

Sheen had said rapper Snoop Dogg would perform at the show, but he didn't.

Instead, the show ended with a video for a new Snoop Dogg song before the lights went on and most of the crowd left the theatre.

But 15 minutes later he returned with his ‘godesses’ and beckoned the remaining audience down to the front of the stage.

Once they were there he just walked off. An encore was not required.

Toronto-area resident Ronnie Prentice was among several fans outside the theatre who said they were hoping to see Sheen rant.

‘It's kind of like a NASCAR race. You're just tuning in because you're just waiting for the accident to happen,’ said Ronnie Prentice, 37.

Adam Hawke said he bought a ticket for the same reason.

‘He might be doing something really crazy,’ said Hawke, 47, who works in the construction business and lives in Michigan. ‘He's a wreck. That's half the draw.’

Geoff Rezek, 69, flew in from New York to see what he believed was going to be ‘history in the making.’

‘I wouldn't miss the first show. Who knows if there's going to be a second show?’ said Rezek, a computer consultant from Connecticut, who said he also bought a ticket for Sheen's show next week in his home state.


source:dailymail

You know, like Charlie Sheen or Kate Gosselin's house (when the kids are at school of course).

Charlie, you don't really need an attorney, you know!

They are overrated!

Cameras in the courtroom too please!

Let us know all the dates, ok?

Everyone angry that the LAPD is hunting Lindsay Lohan down while Charlie Sheen isn’t in jail may soon get their wish. TMZ says Brooke Mueller will argue that Sheen is in contempt of their divorce agreement, seeing as how it stipulates that “Charlie agrees to not disclose to any media sources personal information relating to Brooke’s alleged drug usage.” That’s something he’s definitely been doing a lot of, accusing her of being loaded during a recent trip to the Bahamas and even showing Mueller’s alleged crackpipe to Radar. It’s not hard to believe Charlie would forget what he’s not supposed to say, considering you really shouldn’t say any of the stuff coming up in Sheen’s television rants.

If Sheen is found in contempt, the judge could send him away for as long as 6 months, though it seems unlikely he’ll get so stiff a term if the mother of his children is doing cocaine again. But throw this news on top of Brooke’s accusations of abuse and death threats, and it looks like the guy may be off to a true “sober valley lodge” without his goddesses before too long.

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Source:thefablife

....WAY nicer?

Any rehab approach that does not recognize this is probably doomed to failure.

Hey, Charlie Sheen appealed his!

That doughnut vs donut thing, you know.*

*Ha ha! Spellcheck likes 'em both!

That said, her negative ratings haven't gone up during all this so....

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"WINNING!"

Who can she represent?

At least one of the "goddesses", right?

Why so quiet?

He ruined that word, you know.

"Goddesses" too.

That one wasn't much of a word so no great loss there I guess.

You just can't "unhear" this stuff.

Apparently there is (blurry) photographic and also DNA evidence though.

....you don't like traffic on your site.

"Vatican Assassin Warlocks!"

His apocalypse is now!

That said, his rants are still closer to the real National Anthem than what Christian Aguilera was doing.

Pot ain't no gateway drug. I started with mounds of cocaine.

....and comparing himself to Errol Flynn.

I don't think this rehab thing is working.

Still high.

NO, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT A PARTY AT CHARLIE SHEEN'S HOUSE!

This isn't TMZ, you know.

I am talking about outside; in Michigan.

Both can cause rehab though I guess.

Quick! What venereal disease has abdominal pain symptoms?

Or are they going to go with that allergy thing again?

....there is a woman out there who thinks she can change Charlie Sheen.*

*Actually I think Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should just get together already. You know it is inevitable.